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Thursday, August 2, 2007

The Pistolas and the FC All Stars played to a 2-2 drawthis past Sunday matching their last match result against each other in a friendly in May.

The boys in black showed up 14 strong on what was a HOT Sunday afternoon.  Starting strong, the boys pressed on and on a beautiful cross, Arbi got a head to the ball and notched in the first goal of the evening (by the way, we've had some good crosses and headers throughout the season).

Later on, new recruit Eckleton Richards got a chance heading the ball off another glorious cross, that beat the keeper but was unluckily kept out by the post.

Still in the first half, the Pistolas scored another beautiful goal only to be denied and have the goal called back on an offiside by an aging 80 year old ref (with the darkest sunglasses in the world) who apparently took direction from the appeals of the other team.  Many late whistles would later ruin the game.

In the Second half, with the boys leading 1-0, the ball bounced into the Lions Den, our 18 yard box) and on a cross from our rivals, hit Eddy Megurian in the chest.  With no flag and no whistle the play went on until, and appeal by the other team to the linesman for a hand ball stopped the play.  A HUGE late call by the ref on a play that the linesman could not have humany possibly even seen given the fact that from my angle I could see Eddy and the Striker dead on and both their backs were covered and facing the side official.

The ref rules a penalty shot.  On the shot, Scorpinho tried the old trick and guessed right only to have the feel of the ball slide underneath his fingers into the corner. 1-1.

Like clockwork, Eddy Megurian took on the reins of the game and capped off an amazing run with a goal to put the team up 2-1.  

As the pressure mounted, the team dropped back and defended well.  But a little slip up and the FC All Stars got their chance.

A shot from a striker just inside the box went bottom right, and though Scorpinho dove, he could again feel the ball just trickle underneath his glove.  2-2.

Only seconds later, the final whistle went, a crushing tie for the Pistolas but nothing to be ashamed about and by far THE BEST GAME WE'VE PLAYED ALL YEAR.

Monday, July 23, 2007

All the pregame talk, stats, and predictions should've been cause for concern - at least it seems that's the way Mr.Murphy likes his laws to go.

But on Sunday night, Murphy's Law - though close - did not come to fruition, as the brave Pistolas held on to survive with a 3-2 win over the lowly Cody F.C. team.

In fact, neither Cody, Steve, Maurizio, Albert or any of the former Vaughn Strikers were present (with the exception of Anthony on defense).  Cody F.C. showed up in full force with 5 subs, and presented quite a few challenges for the defence and keeper and were hardly the team from last year.

The Pistolas broke open the scoring midway through the first half to take an early 1-0 lead.  Shortly after, a striker on Cody F.C. came down the left flank and threw in a floating shot across the net into the top right corner.  A well placed shot or a little luck, it was 1-1.

Things evened up again at 2 heading late into the game.  Then, after playing sweeper for a considerable time in the second half, Eddy Megurian got that look in his face that says 'Im Just Gonna Take Over This Game'.  As if almost at will, Eddy picked up the ball in the defensive end, dribbled through sprawling defensive attempts by opposing midfielders and defenders, and notched in the 3rd Pistolas goal of the game; the decisive winner.

3-2 was the final, another Pistolas F.C. victory.  

Next week, we are in tough against a much improved FC All Stars team that sits 3rd in the league.  Yes this is the team that we tied 2-2 back in the friendly, but it seems as if they've really hit their stride and have really grown.  We'll need a full team for this match for sure.

Next Game
Date: Sunday July 29th
Field: Centennial
Time: 5:00 pm



Saturday, July 21, 2007

Pistolas FC are moving in a new direction.  With 2 wins under our belt we are moving towards bigger and better things.

So going forward in this new direction, we've abandoned our previous logo/banner (which if you've already forgotten looked very slightly like this: http://www.mcfc.co.uk/default.sps?pagegid={CF6F2136-FB17-4EA6-A253-A57869C8EC94}&lid=SplashCitycard)

Instead, with the help of one of the worlds top graphic designers in graphic branding, we now have our very own, original, logo.

The Logo features two side profiles of a lion's head representing the two fierce halfs that we play each game.  The 'P' on the sheild was a simple but effective branding technique so as to become a recognizable and feared crest the world over.  Finally in the banner are the letters P,F,C standing for the Pistolas Football Club.

Now that this major step has been taken, there will be more news on the future direction of the club, coming soon within the next few weeks.


Thursday, July 19, 2007

The History
You circled this date on your calendars in the preseason, and now it is finally upon us - the grudge match of the season. Following a disappointing season with Cody F.C. (formerly the Vaughn Strikers) last year, Mark, Ivano and Davidinho defected in 2007 to resurrect the Pistolas F.C. name and put together this years squad. Some familiar faces will grace the pitch this time on oppossing sides. This is definitely a derby of crosstown rivals thats shaping up to be a dandy to watch on Sunday and for years to come.

The Skinny
In 6 games this season, Cody F.C. have amassed a record of 0 wins and 6 losses and no ties for 0 points on the season and currently sitting 9th out of 9 in the standings. They've scored 2 goals for and have 34 against, with no shutouts.

The Breakdown
In this Sundays matchup against Cody F.C., the Pistolas are finally pitted against a team lower than them in the standings. This is a team that is suffering not only on the pitch, but mentally as well. A couple of quick goals by the Pistolas should warrant the phrase "here we go again" on the minds of Cody F.C. The team has only scored 2 goals in 6 games, and have given up an average of just over 5 goals a game. They'll be hungry for a win, but losing 6 straight must be waring on them now. Perhaps the 6 straight losses will mean a short attendance on their squad, a parralell to last years team when the going got tough.

The Keys
The Pistolas F.C. will need to be strong on the defensive end, and cant deviate from the progress they've made simply because we face a weaker team. Another key will be in goal; midfielder Colin McNicoll left last game with a pulled hamstring and is unfit to play, however, his determination has requested that he play in net. Ultimately this will be a game time decision based on his match fitness in which Scorpinho will get another brief stint upfront. Alternatively, Colin and Scorpinho may split the goaltending duties by halfs. Finally, the offensive unit will need to really come alive and press hard and getting early goals. Early goals will deflate the team quickly.

The Firepower
Eddy Megurian should have his way with this team as well as fellow speedsters J. Shumski and Charles Eppich. But don't be surprised if any number of players on this squad delivers an unlikely goal. Scorpinho is looking forward to possibly getting some time upfront due to the circumstances, and knows the opposing keeper all too well.

The Prediction
With the play of the last two weeks, and the commitment in attendance and on defence, the team has showed maturity and capability in winning any game. But that doesn't mean that they should be taking this team lightly. After all is said and done, Cody F.C. would like nothing more than to relish their first victory as well. Ultimately, however, I think the firepower and ball control is just too great for Cody F.C. and the boys will notch their second win.
Final Score: Pistolas 6 - 0

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The long awaited taste of victory resounded deep in the hearts and minds of the Pistolas F.C. and their loyal fans this past Sunday as our heroes took to the field against Markham United (no relation to Manchester) and left with a nail-biting 3-2 win.

As predicted in a previous article, Eddy Megurian and Gus the Greek came out of the woodwork to provide the goal scoring with the former notching a pair including the go ahead goal.

"It was great to see the lads rally and never get down on themselves, especially after I let them down" said goalkeeper Scorpinho.  "On the first goal it was bouncing from side to side and I tried sliding in hard cleats up to prevent the sprawling stirker.  I felt my cleats ram right into his knee and thigh, but it wasn't enough to stop that crap ass goal.  I felt rattled after that.  On the second goal it wasn't an unlucky bounce.  What happened was as the bounce was coming in, both my feet got stuck, I tripped and dropped to my knees and the ball bounced over.  I was devestated that I had let our lead disappear against a team we were clearly better than."

Shortly after on a goal kick, Scorpinho reinjured his knee from last game and was forced to leave the game with 35 minutes left in the half.  Sweeper Rocco took his place in net and tended the goal well.

The most important part of the game was when it was tied 2-2.  It can become psychologically deflating to lose a lead or get scored on, but you cant even think of it - and thats what the troops did.  The whole team rallied to press forward for another goal which was fulfilled by the ever present Eddy Megurian.  The lead forced an all out defensive protection by the Pistolas squad.

Minutes later, Carlos Quinto went down with a very bad knee injury but there was no stretcher on the pitch (though some fans were even in tents on the stadium grounds).

As the final whistle went, the boys of the PFC yelled out in glory.

But the season is not over and we must start preparing for the next test.  The emails will be going out shortly.

Friday, July 13, 2007

In an exclusive interview with Eira, I've managed to attain this years playoff format - and pay attention because this is a doozy of format!

On August 5th the playoff will begin, with the first place team getting a bye, and the remaining 8 teams in action - so yes all teams make the playoffs (congratulations gentlemen we just qualified!)

In week 1, the 8 remaning teams will be seeded according to final standings and like the NHL or NBA 1 will play 8, 2 v. 7 and so on.  The winners of the 4 matches advance to the next week, but so does a losing wildcard.  The wildcard is determined by how many goals you lose by.  For example a 5-4 playoff loss equals out to a 1-0 loss - not my rule just passing on this format.

Aug. 12th - Week 2 of the playoffs will now have 6 teams.  The 4 winners from last week, the 1st place team that had a bye in week one, and the top wildcard.  Again the final standings will create the seedings and determine who plays who.  Of these 3 matches, the 3 winners plus one wildcard advances to the semi finals.

Aug. 19th - Week 3 will be the semi finals, and on Aug. 26th, Week 4, the 3rd place game and the finals will take place.

Now regardless of how teams do, the losers will continue to play each week, however, games may be during the week to get all games in (again just relaying what I've been told).

With that said, the wildcard presents many opportunities for advancing through the playoffs, but instead of worrying about that lets help out our position in the standings because as it stands 6 points in our favour would help our playoff schedule.

!VIVA PISTOLAS!

The Skinny
In 5 games this season, the Markham United have amassed a record of 2 wins and 3 losses and no ties for 6 points on the season and currently sitting 6th out of 9 in the standings.  They've scored 10 goals for and have 23 against, including 1 shutout.

The Matches
In their opening match, the Markham United were trounced 10-0 by the 1st place Markham Blues (Blue).  They followed that up with a 7-3 loss to the 2nd place GB United (yellow).  In their 3rd game against 3rd place Solun F.C. (the team we played last week) they lost 4-2.  In a game against the Titans they won 3-2 (the Titans ironically beat us 6-4 in that first game of the season and haven't won since).  Finally in their last outing 2 weeks ago the Markham United beat out the leagues worst team Cody F.C. by a score of 2-0.

The Breakdown
Markham United had an off week last week and might be showing some rust.  They are also, however, on a 2 game winning streak and have seem to improved each and every game.

The Pistolas F.C. are also coming off possibly their strongest showing to date and have improved on defence over the course of the season.  But without a win yet, the Pistolas F.C. will have to come out flying on all cylinders and prove themselves.

The Keys
The Pistolas F.C. will need to be strong on the defensive end first and foremost, playing a solid 4 rotation back with a sweeper directing the 'D'.  The Mids will have to build on last game, when they came back to support, but must be ready to sprint back upfield on the counter attack.  This is where substitutions will play a key role.  As last week showed, this team can compete with anyone when they have a full roster.

The Firepower
Eddy Megurian is due for a breakout game and a couple of goals, as is new sensation Gus the Greek.  Charles Eppich also showed signs of offense with his two goal performance last week bringing his season total to three, and Jay Shumski is also due with those wheels of his.  Colin McNicoll showed promise with his playmaking crosses and should add fuel to the fire.

The Prediction
This should be a well contested game that the Pistolas F.C. can't take lightly.  This is a must win game for them with the playoffs looming only weeks away.  After last week's game one can only be positive and feel that this revived club can finally break the spell and grab a win this Sunday.
The Score: 4-2 for the Pistolas F.C.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

So far the emails have come in quick in response to this Sunday's attendance.

Confirmed (as of Wednesday) for this Sunday's game are:
1. Mark
2. Eddy M
3. Eddie M
4. Ronaldo
5. Davidinho
6. Ivano
7. Jason
8. John
9. Steve Ward
10. Charlize Eppich

Unsure:
11. Carlos Quinto

Injured:
12. Andrew Eppich

Can't Make It:
13. Marcello 'The Disappointment' Maiorano
14. Arbi

Have Yet to Reply:
15. Steve K. (though he doesnt check email Im sure he's in)
16. Rocco
17. Colin
18. Dave B.
19. Gus (the golden goal wonder)
20. Matt Dookie (though he's always there)


Monday, July 9, 2007

With a show of force in numbers, a new addition, and the return of some key players, the Pistolas F.C. showed up Sunday ready to complete.

With many subs on this hot, humid Sunday, the boys were able to change as frequently as possible giving energy up front to aging veteran Charles Eppich, who in turn potted the opening goal of the game.

Solun F.C. retaliated with a zinger of the crossbar that bounced back into play, followed by some acrobat dives and saves from keeper Scorpinho. Some flunky crosses by the Solun F.C. were saved and cleared out by the defence and the mids who got back, all of which came ready and committed to coming back and helping.

But on a miscalculated cross by the keeper, the Solun F.C. shot short side past a valiant dive by the keeper to tie the game at one entering the half.

The second half didn’t start quite as the Pistolas F.C. had hoped. Possession was mainly held by Solun F.C. in their offensive zone and they used the wind on some long shots on goal that sailed wide. In a painful error, the ball was lost on ‘D’ which led to a breakaway goal. 2-1 Solun F.C.

With plenty of time on the clock, the boys in black fought back hard and took control of the offensive play culminating with a ‘Goal of the Year’ candidate strike by Gus with a dazzling finishing header at the end of a glorious cross.

This amazing play was called back by the ‘ref’ on a very late, non existent call. All the Pistolas were justified in their anger over this bogus officiating. Coupled with other bad calls the Pistolas had their work cut out for them.

And on a following play where few will remember what even happened, three Solun players broke free and one blasted it in. 3-1 Solun F.C.

With the game winding down the boys would not give up the fight (no pun intended Shumski), and in the 78th minute, The Olden Boy Charles Eppich capped off some great passing with his second goal of the game. 3-2.

Regenerated, the Pistolas F.C. pressed on for the equalizer with Eddy Megurian taking a shot just deflected by the keeper and hitting the post. Carlos also had a chance or two with some headers.

All in all the Pistolas F.C. did not get the result they wanted, but this time it was not due to fault of their own. In a game fiercely competed that should’ve been at least a draw, a referee decided to leave his holier than thou imprint.

We competed hard and are still growing as a team. Having everyone show up was a big factor. Even if we had 12 guys, we wouldn’t have had the same result. We need everyone to win.

Thought no game is ever easy, our schedule has us playing the next 2/3 teams of a weaker caliber than we’ve faced to date. Our last game is against the F.C. All-Stars, the ginger colored team we played in the friendly who have grown strong and sit in 3rd place right now.

So let’s concentrate on next week against the Markham United. We have yet to win, so think all week how badly you want to win and let’s show up in numbers on Sunday ready to play. The email’s will be going out shortly.

NEXT GAME
Date: July 15th 2007
Time: 5:00 pm
Field: Same, Markham District High School - South Field


VIVA PISTOLAS!


Friday, July 6, 2007

If you haven't already heard, there's been a change in venue for this Sundays game.  It is now at MDHS South Field.  MDHS is the Markham District High School, home to our friendly game back in May.

Game time remains 5pm.  See you there.

PS - Great comment by 'Anonymous' in the post below.  I myself have been to all the games in Toronto and have seen some incredible talent and play.  My future star pick to look out for in the years to come?  Mathias Vidangossy from Chile....fricking incredible....and Giovanni dos Santos from Mexico ain't too shabby either....and if anyone from Team Canada is reading this, WHAT THE HELL IS SIMEON JACKSON DOING ON THIS TEAM!!!!! I BET ESKIMOS (INUITS TO YOU PC'S) COULD DO BETTER!!!!!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Yes Pistolas F.C. fans, the boys are regrouped, refocused, and back in action this Sunday July 8th against last year's championship team Solun F.C.

After a two week deserved hiatus for the clan, the group has responded well in emails in response to team voting on certain issues.  Only Rocco, Marcello, and Steve K., were absent in the voting procedures, but here are the results as follows:

In response to attendance at this upcoming Sunday's game, 14 out of 16 replies confirmed they'll be there, which puts us at 11 with 3 subs confirmed.  A great start.

In response to adding the 2 additional players, 14 out of 16 replies said yes.  I will be contacting Eira about this ASAP.

In response to a fair and frequent substitutions, 15 out of 16 voted yes, so the format will be discussed prior to the start of this Sunday's game.  Please be there early if you can to participate in this decision.

In response to playing the 5-4-1 formation it was fairly split with 8 voting yes, 7 voting no/not sure/not a fan of, and 1 non vote.  A lot of people stressed discipline at their respective positions which is essentially what we must do.  But perhaps a change in formation may work seeing as the 4-4-2 hasn't been.  Alternatively, I've placed a poll on the side where you can vote for which formation you think we should start in this Sundays game against last years champs.

This Sunday we face a tough test in Solun F.C.  Aside from winning last years title, they also had a tough game against this years top team, the Markham Blues, barely losing in the end 2-1.

We must rise to the occasion and show up in full force, help out on defense and get back on mid. Last year we had close games against this team and I feel this years team can beat them.  Make the best play, play as a team.  Look to teammates on the field.  Talk to each other.  Know everyones name.

Let's win.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

With week 1 out of the way, here are the other scores from around the league:

Pistolas F.C. 4 - 6 Titans F.C.

FC All Stars 5 - 1 Spartans F.C.

Cody F.C. 0 - 6 GB United

Markham United 0 - 10 Markham Blues

Solun F.C. 4 - 4 Apollon F.C.

Seems like there either some very weak or very strong teams out there...Viva Pistolas!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Pistiolas FC dropped their home opener in a 6-4 loss to the Titans FC at the MDHS North Stadium in Markham on Sunday.

Two quick, early and easy goals by the Titans led to some immediate changes on the defensive end as lessons were learned that the last man back should never try and play 'hide the pickle' only to get caught.

The Epic arrived minutes after gametime and was a welcomed addition in his first 30 seconds as he came on to notch his first goal of the season.

By half time, the score was 4-2 for the Titans, and the Pistolas again changed defensive tactics going with a diamond defense group.

The General, already late for a confirmation, agreed to stay an extra ten minutes showing his dedication and commitment to the team. By the way, speaking of commitment, a big congrats to Andy and Charles, Father and Godfather of Andy's little daughter's baptism earlier in the day.

The second half was once again the stronger half for the Pistolas, controlling the play, making passes and plays, and netting 2 more goals. Unfortunately, the Titans were able to capitalize on 2 breakaways that left Scorpinho handcuffed, amongst a flurry of chances on fastbreaks that they amassed.

The 2-2 second half was more indicative of how the game was played, but alas, a 6-4 loss was the final scoreline.

Adding insult to injury, the Pistolas lost keeper Scorpinho for the next three Sundays as he flies off to Greece to play in three internatinoal matches. He returns on June 24th.

Assistant Captains Ivano, Davidinho, and Charles The Epic, will assume the duties of running the team including handling the corner flags, nets, and the recruiting of a part-time goalkeeper for the 3 game absence. As of now we have 2 possible recruits for keeper.

As Scorpinho leaves for Greece, it will be up to you to check the schedule for dates, times, and importantly fields where we are playing. Also consult the maps link in the side bar under stadium, for maps of the fields.

Friday, May 25, 2007

We will be playing the season at 4 different fields: MDHS North, MDHS South, Centennial, and Mount Joy.


MDHS (Markham District High School) North and South fields are located at Markham Rd. and  Hwy 7.  The school is on Church St.

Centennial is on the north side of Bullock across the street from the north side of Markville Mall.

Finally Mount Joy is actually at the very back of Brother Andre School, the fenced field.  BA is located just east of Markham Rd. on 16th, and it is on the north side - you cant miss it.





The scores from all the friendlies played two Sunday's ago, has finally been released by Eira.  Though she did want to mention that not all teams had subs, I think it shows more of an indication as to how those teams will be throughout the season as opposed to the 'oh well it was just a friendly so some guys didn't show' type attitude.  Nevertheless, I think we showed excellent numbers, a full turnout, with the legitimate excuse of Marcello who was on a flght back from the Bahamas and even still almost made it.

Here are the results from the friendlies:

Spartans  2 - 1  Titans

Solun  4 - 6  Apollun

Markham Blues  5 - 2  GB United

Pistolas  2 - 2  FC All Stars

Cody FC  2 - 7  Markham United

Thursday, May 24, 2007

With all the hype and electricity - even before playing a regular season game - PFCSE (Pistolas FC Sports and Entertainment) has launched the Official Pistolas FC Store.

Fans across the globe can now be apart of this growing phenomenon buy purchasing official Pistolas FC merchandise through our online store. Set to expand with its offerings, the store now boasts the Official (inaugural) Pistolas FC Organic Tee, a deluxe, soft fabric that's lightweight and highly fashionable. With '07' emblazoned on the back, this is sure to be a collectors item down the road. Get your shirt today!

Other shirts now on sale include the 'Scorpion Kick' soft cotton polo tee, and the very trendy 'Davidinho' tee which is currently a hot seller.

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Stay tuned for more merchandise such as hats, long sleeve tees, and a womens line all coming soon!

Thursday, May 17, 2007



I realize with all the tom foolery surrounding this website, this may seem like another Pistolas FC funny, but THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Please read on.

The growing entity that is Pistolas FC (PFC), now has it's very own Magazine Subscription Fundraising Website. Basically, we send out emails to friends, family, and coworkers interested in purchasing Magazine subscriptions for very low prices, and at the same time reap the rewards. Here’s how it works:

“Purchase or renew magazine subscriptions at up to 85% off the newsstand price and our team automatically receives 40% of the sale. It’s never been easier to show your support for Pistolas FC. Help us out by purchasing a magazine today!”

For example, 27 issues of Time Magazine can be bought from the Pistolas FC Magazine Website for the low price of $15.00. That’s an 85% savings!

The site offers 100’s of magazine titles appealing to Men, Women, Teens, and Kids alike, and make a great gift!

Popular titles include: Men’s Health, Time, People, Car and Driver, Sports Illustrated, Travel + Leisure, Forbes, Fortune, Newsweek, Popular Science, Family Circle, House & Garden, Cottage Living, Runner’s World, Glamour, InStyle, Redbook, Vogue and Entertainment Weekly, just to name a few.

Funds raised will first go towards the coverage of this years player fees. Any additional monies raised would go towards players’ fees for next year; Adidas Uniforms for next year; possibly Pistolas FC Tracksuits and T-Shirts; and team parties at The Duchess.

Please take the time to send out emails to friends, family, and coworkers that may be interested in purchasing magazine subscriptions. Also note, that when sending these emails out, that we not spam everyone in our contacts list as we at Pistolas FC frown upon spammers.

And finally, without freddy adu, I present the link for the Pistolas FC Magazine Subscription site:




Tuesday, May 15, 2007




With the friendly out of the way, and everyone's personal assessment of their match fitness complete, it's time to regroup for Opening Day May 27th.

Disciplined positioning will be key this season if this team is to truly take advantage of its talent and take a shot at the League Tile, League Cup Championship, and the MLS Cup Tournament. And as we've all heard before, defense wins championships.

The return of Marcello 'The General' Maiorano from the Bahamas is a more than welcome addition to the Pistolas. His commitment to play 'D' is heralded, but are their others out their willing to join him? Last game Rocco emerged as the defensive star, but with his talent, he could play the field.

So let's hear from the players. Up on the right column is our first poll: Which position do you want to play?

Is there anyone else there committed like 'The General' to playing fulltime on defense?

You decide. Vote now.

The future of the Pistolas FC franchise is looking fantastic with the likes of youth prodigy Jean Carlos Chera. This youngster born in 1995, has been compiling highlight reel film since the age of 4 years old.

JCC joined the Pistolas FC Diaper Squad in 2001 where at the age of 6 he was putting on a clinic that the current professional 2007 Pistolas can only dream of doing.

Now at the age of 12, this child star has ammassed a series of highlight film that we are proud to show you here on this website.

If you scroll down in the column to the right you'll see some video stills of this Pistola FC child star. Simply click on the first picture and then scroll back up to the top of this page. A video box will appear embedded in the page and will load and automatically start playing. Enjoy!

Fans the year long wait is over.

After weeks of planning, MLS guru Eira (pronounced I-ra) released the schedule for the upcoming MLS season. The ten team league will square of against each opponent once through the course of 9 weeks between May 27th and July 29th. After that the team will play 4 weeks of playoffs in August in a yet to be determined format, with losers playing weekly as well in consolation games.

New this year, is the MLS Cup Tournament which will be a 4 week Cup Tournament similar to the F.A. Cup in the Premiership. Matches will be drawn randomly from a truckers hat, as in Europe, to determine who plays who. Again, losers will play in consolation matches.

When all is said and done, there will have been 18 matches played by all teams.

For your viewing pleasure, Pistolas F.C. has taken the liberty to provide for you the only real schedule you'll ever need to know, The 2007 Pistolas F.C. Schedule.

It will be a permanent link on the right red column of this page for easy access. Simply click on it and it will take you to the schedule. There is also a return link on that page that will bring you back to this site.

The Pisotlas F.C. will open the season against the Titans on Sunday May 27th at the familiar MDHS North Field where they played their friendly. A scouting report on the Tits is forthcoming.

As for other field locations, stay tuned as we will be bringing you a map in the days to come.

Monday, May 14, 2007

It was a Mother's Day Classic to remember for the Pistolas FC squad. After weeks of preparation, the squad finally took the pitch on Sunday against cross town rivals, Team 2. Assembled from a competitive squad of indoor players this past winter, coupled with the likes of some wily old vets, Team 2 came out strong from the opening whistle. A breakdown in the 4-4-2 formation quickly transformed into a 2-4-4 and led Team 2 to counter with a through ball breakaway that Scorpinho couldn’t handle. 1-0 Team 2.

Still trying to get their legs, lungs and positioning right, Pistolas tried again to push the ball up, only to get caught on an identical breakaway play. After only the first 15 minutes, the score line read, Pistolas 0-2 Team 2.

Being a team of character, the boys regrouped again and pressed on. Eddy ‘NBT’ hit the post on a dazzling play of jiggery-pokery around the goaltender. On a later play, Andrew ‘Big Laser’ Eppich was brought down in the box, and on the spot kick had the keeper completely fooled. Unfortunately the ball went just right of the right post and the Pistolas were still down by 2 going into halftime.

With the first half under their belt, their nervousness out of the way, and some regrouping on positions, the Pistolas returned to the pitch a determined bunch. The first half was understandably forgiven.

The second half saw the life and potential of this squad. A defensive star on the team was born in Rocco, and the midfield and strikers did their part in dominating ball possession and chances.

Finally a breakthrough on the offensive end, when Arbi and Jason Shumski both scored on beautifully laid out through balls.  With the score tied at 2 a piece, the Pistolas went for the win.

Two crossbars and a blown breakaway by Charles ‘I was more surprised I was in open space with a through ball’ Eppich, plus a few other nervous shots at their keeper showed exactly the potential threat this team can have on opposing teams.

At the end of the game the score line read Pistolas 2-2 Team 2; truly a game of two halves. But the consensus afterwards was that the score did not match the chances and intensity displayed by our heroes, and the final could have easily read 5-2.

On a final note, the black, red, and white, was definitely a winning side versus a colour that causes sacrilege to the name ginger. There’s only one true Ginger!




I have come to the painful realization that I am not in game shape... great effort by the defence and a few glimpses at the Pistolas ability to fire on target. Currently enjoying our perfect record as this was only a pre-season game and will not count towards the season...

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

What started off as a day of announcements in goal and at striker, spiraled into a day of infamy for the storied Pistolas FC franchise.  Compared to the likes of the Juve scandal, the club dug deep to rise from the ashes of disparity.

The Mystery of the Missing Keeper...

Was there any doubt that Scorpinho wasn’t the starting goalie for the club? Brand spanking new gloves and the Ronaldo announcement as 'Reserve' keeper for the friendly solidified that, as did the day’s early comment that he'd resume starting keeper duties upon his return from his 3 weeks of International Caps in Greece.

In an interview with Pistolas FC feature reporter D.Sanchez, Scorpinho clarified:

“I'd like to be the starting keeper on this team, and start every game,” Scorpinho said. “My match fitness playing out has always been in question since the broken hip last year, but at some point I'd like to play out to see how it feels. I thought this Sunday being a friendly would be good for me to play 5 minutes to start up front and then return to the net for the rest of the game. I never realized it would create such a kafuffle. I know that Davidinho has been the strongest voice for me playing out. I'd like to say that I could play first halves in net and playing out in the second, but not knowing my match fitness I cant commit to that. Also, it depends on factors like which team we're playing and how the flow of the game is. If it’s a close game that I’m playing an important role in, then there’s no way I’m coming out. But if we were up by 3 goals I would love to come out and try my luck up front.”

The case of the missing keeper is solved. Controversy closed.

The Mystery of Davidinho’s Quad…

Team doctors reassessed Davidinho’s ripped quad muscle and have upgraded his status to a minor strain.

“Right now I’m day-to-day, but it’s only Wednesday. I should be able to go on Sunday” said Davidinho.

The case of the ripped quad solved. Case closed.

The Mystery of the Broken Foot…

Big Laser also had his foot re-evaluated and team doctors have projected that he should be able to play come Sunday.

The case of the broken foot solved. Case closed.

And as for the rest of the humour intended for this site, I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!




Amid a flurry of controversey and scandal stemming from Juve down to Pistolas F.C., Ronaldo has re-signed with Pistolas F.C. This trooper who has some back soreness, may play net afterall citing the friendly nature of this Sunday's game. The most likely scenario is that he'll split time between the posts, playing the first half in goal and swapping with Scorpinho in the second playing striker.

Aging veteran 'The Epic' and young gun 'Scorpinho' will start the friendly this Sunday at Striker combining to provide a lethal combination up front for the Pistolas F.C.

Blessed with a canon of accuracy, 'The Epic' will be looking top shelf on goalies throughout the league. Having been away from the game since his retirement in 1954, 'The Epic' feels like he still has some legs left in him and hopes to prove that to all his fans and teammates.

'Scorpinho' on the other hand is looking to this friendly as a conditioning stint to assess his match fitness away from his starting keeper role. A one time legend at St. Andrew's S.C. and NSSC, this scorer is not looking to add the brilliant flash of 'The Epic', but rather a finesse touch into the back of the net.





'Bloody Toes' Ronaldo will get the nod between the posts in Sunday's friendly as he makes his debut in goal for the Pistolas F.C.   Ronaldo felt good playing the keeper position during Practice 2, and has quite the goal kick to send the ball up front.

This start will also give him some experience for the first three weeks of June when he'll be called upon to defend the goal in the absence of 'Scorpinho' who has been called away from the team during that time to play some international Caps in Greece.

'Scorpinho' named after his famous Scorpion Kick (see below) will resume his goaltending duties on June24th, and will start the 1st half of the Opening Game on May 28th.



Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Sunday's highly anticipated game will feature two returning midfields from last year's squad.

The Raging Bull who has earned his stripes throughout the years has paid his dues through admirable play at 'D' and mid.  This year, looking sharp as ever in practice, Raging Bull has earned the starting outside right wing position where he looks to dominate.

Eddy 'NBT' will play along side of The Raging Bull with his talented play to form the inside right. Nevertheless, don't be surprised to see this guy burst up front and score a goal....or 4.



On the inside left, newcomer Carlos Quinto will start in place of the injured Davidinho.  This talented player who previously played college soccer in Ecuador, brings experience and talent to the squad and is no stranger to the centre mid area of the pitch.

Playing along the outside left wing will be another newcomer, Andrew 'Big Laser' Eppich, whose broken foot should be good enough to start on Sunday thanks to the purchase of special boots.  A trooper, this young lad showed some skill and possibly the teams hardest shot at practice 1.

To recap, here are your starting midfielders for this Sunday:

Outside Left: Andrew Eppich
Inside Left: Carlos Quinto
Inside Right: Eddy 'NBT'
Outside Right: The Raging Bull

The starting defense for this Sunday's match has been announced. Playing a 4-4-2 formation, the squad will be going with an outside/inside formation on the left and right as opposed to 3 and a sweeper. Here are the following starters:

Outside Left: Gus The Greek
Inside Left: Eddie Moss
Inside Right: Dave B.
Outside Right: Matt Dookie




Monday, May 7, 2007

Just six days before kickoff of the 2007 MLS campaign, a number of injuries have set in on the team after two practices.  Earlier today the team learned that Davidinho suffered a ripped quad muscle; and then this evening, we learned that Andrew 'Big Laser' Eppich had suffered a broken foot in practice one.  

Matt Dookie suffered a minor groin pain similar to 'The Epic' in Practice 1, and Practice 2 culminated with Ronaldo's bloody sock.


The following is a breakdown of injuries and their timetabled return.

                    Davidinho - Ripped Quad Muscle - 4-6 weeks
                    Andrew E - Broken Foot - 2 weeks (Game time decision)
                    Ronaldo    - Bloody Toes  - Game Time Decision
                    The Epic   - Groin Pull - Day to Day
                    Matt D.     - Groin Pull - Day to Day




'Davidinho' (Dave F.), who was set for a breakout year at striker, ripped a quad muscle in practice on Sunday and is definitely out for this Sunday's friendly.  Reports from Davidinho himself were that another leg was morphing from his injured leg with redness all around.  Preliminary reports suggest the ripped quad muscle would take between 4-6 weeks to heal.  We'll keep you posted here on what the team doctors say

Davidinho was about to be the first player named as a starter in this Sunday's match against 'Team 2'.  With his absence, the coaching staff will have to rethink the starting lineup now.

Now this is the way to run a team - nice touch on the hi-tech interface - looking forward to a big season. Buying new shoes this week to reinforce my aging feet.


Here are your 2007 Pistolas F.C. Team Members:
                                 


                             1. Mark R.                10. Marcello M.
                             2. Dave F.                 
11. Rocco P.
                             3. Ivano V.                
12. Arbi S.
                             4. Eddy M.                
13. Gus G.
                             5. Eddie M.               
14. Carlos Q.
                             6. Ron F.                   
15. Matt D.
                             7. Charles E.             
16. John S.
                             8. Andrew E.            
17. Jason S.
                             9. Dave B.                 
18. Steve W.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

The practices are done.  The lineups set.  Now, the new look Pistolas F.C. look to play their first game on Sunday May 13th 2007.  The league announced that this Sunday's game will be a friendly to help sort out positions and play as a team, and won't count in the standings.  This should allow a good look and ample playing time for the full squad as it feels out who will play upfront, the mid, and most crucially on 'D'.  The league also announced 18 weeks for the season, with the full schedule yet to be released.

After the friendly, there won't be any games on the following weekend, the Victoria Day long weekend; then, on May 27th, the season begins.

Look for depth at the midfield position this year, and a full 18 player squad on Sunday.

The starting lineup will be announced here throughout the week, with the team going with a 4-4-2 formation for this friendly.  

Game Day: Sunday May 13th 2007
Game Time: 5pm
Stadium: Markham District High School North Field (Hwy 7/Markham Rd. - maps to come)

Sunday's cool temperatures brought out 8 players to the Pistolas F.C. Mary Ward practice facilities in the early hours of the morning.  Newbies Gus, Ronaldo, Eddie, and Matt Dookie got to show off their skills in the 3 hour drill, impressing the old crew.  In the end of day scrimmage, the old timers took the game 10-9 after a valiant comeback by the young guns down 8-5 at one point.  First impressions are that this year's team can cross the ball in, and has height to connect.  A big step up from last year.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The uniforms are in and they're a beauty of a kit!

If you havent figured out yet by the new web design and colour scheme, the 2007 Pistolas F.C. uniforms sport a black, red, and white styled jersey, with with black shorts and black socks.

They will be handed out at this Sunday's practice.

In preperation for the upcoming season, there is a proposed practice to all team members for this Sunday May 6th, 2007.  

Last week was quite the turnout and showed a lot of intensity and skill.

Please reply here to let everyone know if you can make it or not. 

The Pistolas Football Club was established in 2004 by 'Scorpinho' and the rest of the triumvirate 'Raging Bull' and 'Davidinho'.

Prior to this, the triumvirate enjoyed many seasons in the late 1990's at Inter F.C. under the direction of legend Paul McCann. The last season at Inter F.C. was in 2001 before the team eventually folded. Paul McCann sold his house and took his family on a one year trip around the world. As for the triumvirate, two went to play overseas for a year facing international competition.

They returned in 2002 to no team and no league. After 20 straight years of playing football at least once a week, 'Scorpinho' felt the absence of the competitive pitch.

After 2 years, the itch grew into plans for a new team. In Spring 2004 the team name Pistolas F.C. was unveiled, and the triumvirate was reunited. Unfortunately, the cast of recruits, though talented, lacked heart and maturity and after a succesful season in the standings, the team crumbled in the latter stages of the playoffs and parted ways at seasons end.

The triumvirate settled for joining the Vaughn Strikers in Summer 2006 for the Inaugural Season of the MLS (Markham League of Soccer). What started off as a promising season, quickly went downhill due to player injuries, committment and lack of talent.

Resigned to fulfilling a dream team capable of competing for the championship, the 2007 Pistolas F.C. started recruiting in early March and ended on the last day in April.

This year, the Pistolas F.C. boast a talented squad of quality individuals who should gel well and provide fans with entertaining football not only for the Summer of 2007, but for years to come.

Monday, April 30, 2007

As flashy as the last site was, Pistolas F.C. has decided to move in a new direction with the website, using Blogger.com to allow more posts, updates, and interactive comments from the whole team.  Stay tuned as we update in the days to come.

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