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Showing posts with label The Italian Job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Italian Job. Show all posts

Friday, February 27, 2009

ROME - Finally, as we draw to the conclusion of our International Gameplans, we close off with the current World Cup holders, team Italia.

Now fans I must caution you, that although this plan may be the most feasible for Pistolas FC to achieve, don't be fooled into thinking that we chose this plan as the winner because of the Italian ladden names on the team such as Matt Dookie, Steve Ward, or Eckleton Richards.

Now, we all remember that ugly day in history, when Zizou left Materazzi for dead after a most violent attack...or rather just a simple tap of the head if you will.




Any which way, this kind of theatrics will be crucial in carrying out the Italian gameplan.

To keep it short and sweet, Rocco and Luciano, would gather the troops to amass an impermeable wall on defence, whilst the likes of midfielder Marcello makes some small ideas to Ivano playing the striker position and going down in the box like so:




Again, our best option so far! There's only one thing. With a shot comes pressure, and everyone and their cat will be watching,



So you don't wanna bust a John Terry from the final match of Champions League 2008...





...and slip up. But forget the England national, this is about Italy. And so, with the pressure of the penalty kicks, the problem is you might end up like this guy,

Who shot the ball here,

And for the rest of his life, will be resigned to reading this book:

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