Thursday, February 26, 2009
GLASGOW - This next plan dubbed the 'Scottish Plan' is notorious of the haggis eating nation in both European and World Cup competitions. Nevertheless, the idea of Pistolas FC adopting this plan is just as bad an idea as Chris Brown remaking the the Michael Jackson hit "Beat It."
In fact, this gameplan reminds me of that international case that made headlines around the world, about the boy who wanted to live away from his parents; it goes something like this:
Judge: "So, little boy, why do you want live away from your dad?"
Boy: "I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me."
Judge: "So then why don't you go live with your mother?"
Boy: "She beats me too."
Judge: "Well, I don't know what to say. Who do you want to live with then?"
Boy: "The Scottish National Team."
Judge: "The Scottish National Team??? Why do you want to go live with them???"
Boy: "Because they don't beat anyone!"
And without further adue, I present the Scottish Gameplan:
